Aus Kaytee

auskaytee @ 2004-04-24T22:42:00

2004-04-25T02:43:34Z

EGADS! i still have this journal? fucked up!

zweihander is my (new? updated? not as horribly neglected?) livejournal. GO, IDIOT.

i have no excuse for doing this.

2003-02-23T23:19:54Z

Five details about you...
01. i look like garu. only i dont have black hair.
02. i have small feet, nose, mouth, and hands. this includes fingers and toes.
03. i'm the goalie for my hockey team.
04. i'm learning to speak russian
05. i never put my mohawk up

Five details about your appearance right now...
01. wearing kyle's old anti flag shirt. i dont even like anti flag all that much...
02. my hair is wet
03. the bags under my eyes are bigger and darker than usual
04. i'm growing out my coke nails again
05. uh.. i'm chewing on my lip

Five things you did today
01. played my last game of the toronto tournament
02. drived home from toronto
03. watched star wars: a new hope
04. took too much ritalin
05. listened to the rolling stones. <3333!!!!!!

Five memorable things you did in the last year...
01. ran away from school and told mr ames to fuck off ^_^! (two points for kat0)
02. saw vitamin x
03. ate sushi with kyle
04. became the second coming of satan
05. ...watched michael's pants and hair waving in the wind on the yo-yo and went on the log FLAME with lizz *snicker*

Five things that everyone should know about you...
01. i'm canadian and god damn it, i'm proud.
02. i play hockey, dammit.
03. i think emo is the lamest lame that ever lamed.
04. i dont like a whole lot of people, but the people i do like, i think very highly of.
05. i dont take losing or being wrong very well. especially being wrong..

Five things that make you happy...
01. les canadiens sont la
02. pucca and garu stuffed animals
03. playing hockey
04. eating sushi with kyle
05. every time i think about those timers i home and careers way back in 6th grade...

Five people who mean a lot to you...
01. kyle
02. jackie
03. lizz
04. miex0r
05. the rev

Five things that disgust you...
01. lynard skynard
02. when i make a bad shot in billiards
03. the misrepresentation of punk. had to say it.
04. not being right all the time
05. public bathrooms...

Five things you cant live without...
01. hockey
02. that chili garlic stuff... UGH! DROOL! NUM!
03. lilo and stitch
04. punk
05. sega genesis

ugh.

2002-10-10T02:33:11Z

fucking deadjournal. i suppose livejournal will suffice. for now. muah ha.

today consisted of me staring with my eyes rolled back into my head slack-jawed at a wall slightly drooling myself into a quasi-conscious stupor. but then again, what else is new, eh? 9th period was the only non spaced out kaytee time cause ninth period math class = puzzle time with kaytee! well, in my case, it would be puzzle time with alan, but that doesnt sound as good. yep. so, alan/mike/slayer kid and i uh.. do puzzles. oh, and talk about how cool satan and fetuses and abortions are. i think i'm a bad influence on him, for i am keeping him from working on his math. meh. *shrug*

things started getting even more better when i got home. kyle, crispy j, bob, taylor, barclay and i went skating. barclay dismantled my skateboard prior (WITHOUT MY CONSENT ON TOP OF THAT >_<) to this afternoon, so i found my fruit boots and decided to use them. but, since fruit booting is lame and my foot-eye coordination isnt at it's acme anymore, i challenged chris to one-on-one street hockey. witchaa. like bitkity bam.
when we got bored of that, i put on my chuck t's and grabbed taylor's old school nash skateboard. taylor said i could keep this thing of beauty, and i was like "wheeee!" then bob came along and broke it. *sigh* five minutes of owning an old school skateboard. i was even going to spray paint it black and put a suicidal tendencies logo on it. but, i got revenge on him by tackling him and sitting on him. yanno, giving him 115 pounds of canadian thunder. fear me.
even though am i down one old school deck, at least there is another reason to live another few months. i am now in search of a new (old) old school skateboard deck, sooo... if you got one, feel free to hook me up. i stripped the board of it's (veriflex) trucks and those uh.. neon green sorta uh.. grindplate-esque thingies. and uh..
wait.
erm..
o__O
i forgot what i was going to say. either way, it had no real point, so no loss.

so... do they owe us a living?

2002-10-06T20:40:57Z

TEN albums that are important to you:
1. iron maiden - number of the beast
2. dead kennedys - plastic surgery disasters
3. oi polloi - unite and win
4. nirvana - in utero
5. anal cunt - 40 more reasons to hate us
6. dead kennedys - bedtime for democracy
7. bikini kill - the singles
8. misfits - static age
9. iron maiden - killers
10. unseen - so this is freedom?

NINE movies you'd watch over and over (in no particular order)
1. spaceballs
2. star wars trilogy
3. indiana jones trilogy
4. ghost world
5. pi
6. lilo and stitch
7. legend of drunken master II
8. kung pow
9. office space

EIGHT of the last songs you heard:
1. slayer - raining blood
2. iron maiden - hallowed be thy name
3. fleas and lice - up the punx
4. adicts - chinese take away
5. motörhead - born to raise hell
6. anal cunt - steriods guy
7. bikini kill - suck my left one
8. the bouncing souls - kids in america

SEVEN things you couldn't live without:
1. kyle
2. jello biafra
3. musics
4. crucial unit
5. lafleurs
6. comic books
7. fucksociety.ca

SIX things that you could live without:
1. punk rawk princesses
2. school
3. cleveland
4. dc comics
5. the mall
6. avril lasagna

FIVE tv shows you watch regularly:
1. kids in the hall
2. beat the geeks
3. simpsons
4. saturday night live
5. reboot (when it was still on)

FOUR first names you like:
1. lemmy
2. vishnu
3. satan
4. jello

THREE albums you've acquired recently:
1. slayer - show no mercy
2. defiance - out of the ashes
3. adicts/oxymoron mix

TWO people that have influenced your life the most:
1. uh.. jello biafra
2. and anal cunt

ONE thing you could spend the rest of your life with:
teh punk r0x0r. and teh maiden.

muah ha ha haaa

2002-09-03T05:52:01Z

Have you ever...
01. Fallen for your best friend? i sure have
02. Made out with JUST a friend? yes ;x
03. Been rejected? by my dog
04. Been in love? yes
05. Been in lust? HELLS YEAH MUTHAFUCKA!
06. Used someone? not that i can recall
07. Been used? all the time.
08. Cheated on someone? we werent technically going out, so its ok
09. Been cheated on? uh... dont think so
10. Been kissed? yep
11. Done something you regret? didnt say "fuck you" to mr ames loud enough

Who was the last person...
12. You touched? my dawg
13. You talked to? my dawg
14. You hugged? kyle
15. You instant messaged? chris decay
16. You kissed? kyle
17. You had sex with? negatory
18. You yelled at? barclay
19. You laughed with? kyle
20. You had a crush on? cloud strife
21. Who broke your heart? kyle

22. Color your hair? bleach the fuck outta it
23. Have tattoos? it faded
24. Piercings? nope
25. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both? nope. woo!
26. Floss daily? every hour
27. Own a webcam? damn straight
28. Ever get off the damn computer? yeah. to go play sega/nintendo/playstation.
29. Sprechen sie deutsche? du hast mich
30. Habla espanol? el kato de la papa

Have you/do you/do you have...
40. Considered a life of crime? yep
41. Considered being a hooker? haha, not seriously
42. Considered being a pimp? i already am. when i'm sleeping, at least.
43. Are you psycho? YEAH! WOO! IM SO COOL!!!!! PsYkOtIkK fReEk
44. Split personalities? YEAH!!! COOL!!
45. Schizophrenic? AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHA YEAH!!!!!!!!! WOOO!
46. Obsessive? nope.
47. Obsessive compulsive? nope
48. Panic? im mellow
49. Anxiety? sure
50. Depressed? im only human
51. Suicidal? nope
52. Obsessed with hate? i hate hate
53. Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore? YEAH!!! COOL!
54. Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them? YEAH! COOL!!
55. If you could be anywhere, where would you be? at a show that never ends
56. What would you be doing? watching bands, mingling with people i dont hate
58. What are you listening to? anal cunt
59. Can you do anything freakish with your body? my feet are freakishly small.. uh.. my fingers bend backwards. i have fabulous eyebrow control, and uh.. i think thats it.
60. Chicken or fish? both
61. Do you have a favourite animal, no matter how lame it may be? monkeys/gorillas

Currents**
Current Clothes: vitx shirt, navy blue pants
Current Mood: i'm laughing. a lot.
Current Music: raperock/grindcore
Current Taste: *burp* lo mein
Current Hair: bleachy lellow with brown roots
Current Annoyance: those damn kids
Current Smell: my dog
Current thing I ought to be doing: reading
Current Desktop Picture: a bunch of iron maiden cover art
Current Favorite Group: iron maiden
Current Book: "dirty jokes and beer"
Current DVD In Player: taxi driver
Current Refreshment: lukewarm water
Current Worry: what me worry?
Current Crush: jim raynor
Current Favorite Celebrity: jello biafra

FAVORITE...
Food: sushi
Drink: water
Color: black/green
Shoes: doc martens
Candy: emos/nerds
Animal: already answered this fuckin question
TV Show: kids in the hall
Movie: spaceballs
Dance: circle pit
Vegetable: cucumber
Fruit: peach, strawberry, watermelon

ARE YOU...
Understanding: sure
Open-minded: yeah. by the way, i hate you.
Arrogant: in starcraft
Insecure: nope
Interesting: not really
Hungry: yes. i shall get food
Friendly: i guess
Smart: whatever
Moody: oh yeah
Childish: yeah, but less than you.
Independent: very
Hard working: slacker
Organized: thats a negatory
Healthy: for the most part
Emotionally Stable: very
Shy: yep
Difficult: you know me
Attractive: nope
Bored Easily: yep
Thirsty: extremely
Responsible: sure
Sad: nope
Happy: nope
Trusting: sure
Talkative: depends who it is
Original: moreso than you
Different: in ways
Unique: *opens to 8th grade superlatives* aw yeah. most unique.
Lonely: not really. i got my dog.

WHO DO YOU WANT TO...
Kill: hitler. again.
Slap: avril lasagna?
Look Like: no one
Be Like: no one
Talk To Offline: kyle

Your**
Name: el kato
Nicknames: recent ones? el kato, potato, kates, spike, tank, lulubell, missy magoodle and her pet poodle, pocket punk, steve, zimbabwe, bez, little bez, little barclay, etc.
Parents nicknames: cookie and bez
Age: fif-a-teen
Hair color: bleachy
Birthday: 13 august
Eye Color: green
Siblings: barclay
Righty or lefty? righty
How do you describe yourself: the girl with yellow hair and the vitx shirt. and the ukulele.
What's your sign? leo
Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend? heeells no

On Friends...
Best Friend(s): kyle, lizz, michael
Friend(s) you go to for advice? kyle, lizz, michael
Friend(s) you have the most fun with? kyle, lizz, michael
Friend(s) you've dreamt about? kyle
Friend(s) your tell secrets to? kyle

On Dating...
Long or short hair? i dont care. i like long hair and i like mohawks.
Dark or blond hair? again, dont give a rats ass
Tall or short? tall
6 pack or muscular arms? it doesnt matter.
Mr. Sensitive or Mr. Funny? kyle is both
Good grrL or bad grrL? BAD GRRRRRRL
Dark or light eyes? who cares..
Hat or no hat? again...
Pierced or no? and yet again
Freckles or none? jesus christ
Stubble or neatly shaved? shup
Rugged outdoorsy type or sporty type? the first one
All American, homey G, or grunge? grunge. they wont mind my being dirty.
Accent or American? whatev

On preferences...
Chocolate milk or hot chocolate? both
McDonalds or Burger King? osama mcdonalds
Marry the perfect lover or the perfect friend? second one
Sweet or sour? sour
Root Beer or Dr. Pepper? doctah peppah
Sappy/action/comedy/horror? action. or b-rated horror
Cats or dogs? dog
Ocean or Pool? ocean
Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese? cooler ranch all the fucking way
Mud or Jell-O wrestling? wrestle with jello? OK!
With or without ice-cubes? with. im a whore like that.
Shine or rain? rain. stupid sun. too hot.
Winter/Summer/Fall/Spring? winter
Vanilla or Chocolate? vanilla
Snowboarding or skiing? both are kinda lame
Cake or cookies? yes please
Cereal or toast? mmm
Gloves or mittens? whatevers around
Eyes open or closed? open
Fly or breathe under water? fly. aquaman is lame.
Bunk-bed or waterbed? waterbed. whee!
Chewing gum or hard candy? gummmmmmmm
Motor boat or sailboat? SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY
Lights on or off? off

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2002-08-13T08:05:10Z

its my birthday. presents and donations accepted. void where prohibited.

my boob itches. *scratch*

auskaytee @ 2002-08-06T13:19:00

2002-08-06T17:23:33Z

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